Dick Cheney throws like a girl.

That's a picture of Vice President, Dick Cheney throwing out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game yesterday. People in the stands immediately started booing and screaming at him. It was so loud that FOX News had to cut off the audio of it's live feed. Otherwise, they would have to admit that the Veep isn't very well liked right now.

And the pitch?
Well, lets just say that it fell a little short, rolling into home plate.

Later that night, Cheney said on the Bill O Reilly show that "the pitch was strong and sure and would've very likely been a strike. And anyone who wants to say otherwise, can speak into the barrel of my hunting rifle."*

Cheers,
Mr. B

*That last sentance was a lie, by the way.